Jennings Not Using Illegal Driver After All
By: Datzit Indaruf, Flem Cup Correspondent
MYRTLE BEACH, Nov 8, 2001 – In a case of ‘shutting the barn door after the horse is gone’, the USGA declared at a press conference that Integra’s ‘Victory’ driver had passed the necessary tests and was a conforming club. Mr. Jennings, who uses the club, had been scandalized by allegations of using illegal equipment. When reached for comment, Jennings said:
“This, of course, completely vindicates me. I thought the 1 pm announcement as I was walking off the last green was a bit suspicious but it never bothered me a bit.”
The USGA claimed the scheduling of the announcement was just an unfortunate coincidence. Reached for comment, American Captain Dow offered only “yeah, whatever” before telling this reporter to “lose this number” and hanging up.